I don't seem to meet many interesting boy dogs at the park or at training. So, I thought I'd check out the dating websites, just to see what the choices there were like.
Let's see... Fast Eddie... three years old, likes chasing stuff, great sense of humor..... not too sure about him - looks kinda high strung and neurotic... Try another one.
OMG Winston, mate! You would be the ugliest bloke I've ever seen. Oh dear... look at those red eyes... and so short.
Nope, you are definitely not my style!
Next.... Snowball --- ooooohh, quite stylish, look at those ears! --- he's probably gay. Might be fun though.
I'm not sure if these guys would be considered "suitable boyfriend"... but it might be fun to meet up ..... except not Winston.
Okay, let's keep looking...
Hey, look at Mr handsome... Romper Stomper - King of the terriers - adores tennis balls, frisbees, chasing things, tall...
This guy is definitely attractive and likes the same things as me!
Might think about emailing him or perhaps that Snowball. Maybe we could go out for a ball game or something...?
Could be fun. Might be a nice break from training.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
Okay, let's keep looking...
Hey, look at Mr handsome... Romper Stomper - King of the terriers - adores tennis balls, frisbees, chasing things, tall...
This guy is definitely attractive and likes the same things as me!
Might think about emailing him or perhaps that Snowball. Maybe we could go out for a ball game or something...?
I'll let you know how it turns out.
Romper Stomper is, by far, the most handsome!!!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
We agree with Janie! Romper Stomper is definitely the best choice for you, Ruby!
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Maggie and Mitch
D'oh, if only I wasnt desexed just last year. I'd have been pawfect for you Rubs!
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ps. my sissies say go with the last bloke!